March 2012
94 posts
16 tags
"jill, everywhere i look in this flat there is...
he’s referring to piles of pens, jewellry, reciepts etc.
Watching the Lost Boys
greencorn:
For the first time. So far, so good.
You’re eating maggots, Michael.
Facts.
My hair is super 90’s all the time.
I tend to wear see through clothing all the time.
I’m on the road to gin city.
Aberdeen, stop being shit.
When can I move? There are very few good things about this city.
my targeted facebook ads are pretty good.
something suggesting 9 new ways to fold my menstrual cup
just-eat online fast food order website
how to lose two stone in one month.
RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS, FACEBOOK. CHEERS.
calluses on my hand from the rowing machine.
bad ass.
dominoes for tea?
fat ass.
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HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKER.
5 tags
my boyfriend is dead good.
flowers for when i got home, cooked my dinner and i returned to a tidy house. what an actual babe.
he is the reason i’m still in aberdeen.
I am quite hungover.
Yesterday I skated in two bouts in a row for Team Scotland. Now I’m about to guest coach for the men’s Scottish roller derby team and then I might have to go to practice. I feel like I might die.
Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
Power off, brain.
Don’t know if I can sleep. Just feel sick.
tonight
puppetcancer:
i made dinner for some of my favourite people and it didn’t taste half bad.
let’s be real i know i spend most of my life being a snarky bitch face and taking the piss out of my pals but like,
snarky bitch faces who take the piss out of each other are really the only people i enjoy.
buds <3
greencorn asked: Is that a globally recognised event?
14/03/12
5.45 - wake up
6.35 - walk to work
7.00 - start work
11.30 - eat lunch
3.00 - finish work
3.30 - get hair done
7.00 - go to the gym
9.30 - leave the gym
10.00 - bed
In bed. Destroyed an olive and tomato pasty (i know, night carbzzz) and have pepsi max. Bang tidy.
Just bought tuna and Gatorade.
IT’S GYM TIME, BITCHES. musclegirlz.
Gym or skate?
Can’t decide.
